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uh. idk when this happens but this happens.

[knifely]

[ when they're all no longer in primavera, probably???? sometime????? ]

Nii-sama.

Could I trouble you to pick up a package? It should be on your way home.

Awful. Terrible. The worst.

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Of course, dear Louis. It shouldn't take long, so how can I refuse? Send the address, when you have a moment.

if by worst you mean best bc this is william's fault

[knifely]

[ there's just an address. a vaguely familiar one, but interestingly enough, no shop name. that's the first red flag, because louis is usually thorough enough that albert should expect all the information to be sent to him promptly. ]

The package is under William's name.

[ red flag number two. pls don't ask questions niisama pls. ]

this is totally a group text and he saw that, louis

[fracte]

[ here is william, conveniently tagging along on this favour because he's curled up at home with books and is moving for NO ONE. ]

Would you be able to pick up a telescope as well?

you know what just make albert do all the shopping

[moriartysimp]

Hey, since you're out, bring back some beer.

And some cigarettes, too! I'm running low.

y'all

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aj.moriarty has left the chat

[moriartysimp]

Well, I'll leave it to you, Louis.

[knifely]

aj.moriarty has been added to the chat

Albert, I think you might have accidentally pressed the wrong button.

[ :) ]

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:)

I'm so sorry, brother. My finger slipped.

[fracte]

Oh, dear.

It's good to have you back again.

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I believe I have a package to retrieve, then? At the given address?

I wonder why, when I am standing at this address, I am at a most indiscreet shop...

[knifely]

[ he said not to ask questions!! ]

It's the correct address.

[ that's it that's the entire text, no part 2 ]

[moriartysimp]

this is the part 2

[moriartysimp]

grim.reaper left the chat

[fracte]

grim.reaper has been added to the chat

[ william is serenely sipping tea as he adds moran back in, thanks to louis skillfully teaching william how to do this: ]

Did your finger slip as well, dear Moran?

[moriartysimp]

William, please.

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[You terrible men.

He's sending a picture of the front of the shop.]

Then the "Dickporium" is the correct shop?

[Everyone in this chat must squirm.]

[moriartysimp]

William, I want to leave.

[knifely]

[ louis has unfortunately committed to this ever since he accidentally clicked on "in store pick up" instead of "delivery" ]

William picked out the shop, he found it quite quaint, I believe.

[ sorry will ]

[ ... not actually sorry ]

Are you familiar with the place, nii-sama?

[moriartysimp]

[ He doesn't want to know! HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW! ]

Louis, please, I will fuck you if you will stop this.

[fracte]

[ louis why

but actually yeah it's really all his doing ]

We bought a few things for you as well, Moran.

[moriartysimp]

What do you mean you bought me a few things?

[moriartysimp]

William, what does that mean?

[moriartysimp]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

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Colonel, wouldn't you rather have another tryst with me? I'm the maligned one in all of this.

[Okay, brothers. Show your hands. Who's actually fucked Moran already?]